b4by's Hideout

2011-03-23T06:07:00.001Z

Oi, to te mandando este email para voce concorrer a um iPad.
O site Ta na Vez vai dar um no lancamento do site.

Cadastre-se aqui e boa sorte:

http://migre.me/46afh

Gay or Lesbian?

2011-02-11T00:59:00.002Z

I just had a random survey topic.

I asked my colleagues at work as to whether they would prefer to have their child's sexual preference be gay or lesbian and this is what they came out with:

Colleague WonWon: Of course lesbian-lah!! I mean, if she wants to test around, and when she's satisfied with what she's discovered, it'd be easier for her to convert back to a heterosexual.. I mean, my point of view would be that it is harder for a gay person to go back to being straight.

Colleague LuiQiPork: Lesbian.. At least they don't have a penis to fool around with. Thus, less chances of getting infectious diseases. I mean, the 'toys' that the lesbians use should be safe right?! I mean, they would have tested out these toys before marketing them right?? So the lesbians would have lesser chance of getting HIV correct??

Colleague LadyMetal: Lesbian.. Errm.. Ya.

Colleague GirlFromKelateh: Lesbian jugak!

Colleague CaptainC.: Well I hope it wouldn't happen to my children but...if I have to choose it would be daughter les

b4by: but whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy?

Colleague CaptainC.: because Lesbian is mostly due to psychological trauma

not hormone

we can't change gay male

but there's a big probability that lesbian will accept guys

like "gigli"

haha

i mean like have u seen Gay guy get married
b4by: -.-" (has Elton John in mind..)

Never mind.

b4by

October..

2010-11-16T00:01:00.002Z

Bad month.

Bad, bad month. :|

b4by

The Bee

2010-11-15T23:57:00.000Z

A bee flew pass and lands next to me. I used a cup to cover it.

I'm afraid of things that fly.

I'm afraid of things with wings.

I'm afraid of things & people I meet that ends up leaving me.

So I used a cup to cover my heart.

In the end, I pity the bee so I open up the cup.

It begins to breath again..

Slowly, as the bee regains its breath, it stands on its legs and test out its wings.

Then
.

.

.

.

Then, it stings me.

My heart is hurt every time I meet someone new and it doesn't work out.

So I use a cup to cover my heart.

But eventually, I open up the cup again.

And,
.

.

.

.

That someone new breaks my heart.

b4by

I want something innocent..

2010-09-28T11:39:00.001Z

Does my hair flow in slow motion when I walk your way?

Does the moon look gigantic when you look up and think of me?

Is love valued by the limited edition watch present or when you dream of us dancing in the moonlight and laugh at yourself wondering when it would come true.

I only want you to be true to yourself and I would be true to you..
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Wild and Outrageous

2010-07-21T08:29:00.003Z

Derived from BlogThings: What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning

You Are Wild and Outrageous
You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care. You are very hyper. You never slow down, even when it's killing you. You're the type of person who can be a workaholic during the day... and still have the energy to party all night. Your energy is definitely a magnet for those around you. People are addicted to your vibe. You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life. You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you. At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person. You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.

I Can't Stand Slobs!

2010-07-06T23:24:00.003Z

Grrr!!

Came to work to find an empty Maggi Hot Cup on my table, still stenched with its curry flavoured MSG!

I swear if magic exists, I'll leave a curse on everyone and anyone to lose a limb everytime they misplace their belongings or rubbish!

K.Thanks.Bai

b4by

Sometimes I'm Ashamed..

2010-06-28T22:58:00.000Z

Of being seen with you in public... Sigh.

b4by

My Daily Schedule During This World Cup Season

2010-06-24T22:36:00.012Z

0530 - I wake up to go work. 

0600 - Start work. 

1500 - Finish work. 

1630 - Arrive home and goes straight to take a nap. 

2030 - Wakes up to have dinner. 

2100 - Be at the kopitiam / mamak / cafe to watch football.

0000 - Goes home.

0130 - Goes back to sleep.

0530 - Wakes up to go to work again..

This has been going on for a week now.

Some people told me I'm imba.

Btul2 Imba!!

I would've agreed too had I been deprived of the privilege to take naps at work but I've not so I feel perfectly fine. .

The only problem I have is when someone else wants to watch a different channel.. I find it so hard to have to hold in my feelings to tell him/her to find their own mamak! :P

Let's just see how long I can keep this up. Lol.

b4by

Save the best for last..

2010-06-23T12:53:00.001Z

If I saved something on my plate and did not touch it until the very end, that means I love it and you're not allowed to have it!

Grrrrr.. *bares teeth angrily!*

:)
b4by
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Senses..

2010-06-21T21:56:00.001Z

I shall slowly lose my sense of smell,
Because that doesn't help in guiding me to the right way.

I will slowly go blind,
Because I already refuse to see.

I shall slowly lose my hearing,
Because I won't be able to strain and hear your whisper.

I will no longer be able to touch,
Because nothing gives me the tingle.

I will no longer be able to taste,
Nothing is ever sweet anymore.

b4by

Rotten Tomatoes for Sale at MBG Fruit Stall

2010-06-16T23:58:00.000Z

See this brand? Good.

Memorize it! 

Carve an image of it in your head and make sure you be careful when buying fruits from this stall because you have been warned here at K.Thanks.Bai that something terribly wrong went on here that leads to this post!!

On an ill-fated 1st of June 2010, Ryan bought me a packet of cherry tomatoes from this branch in Jaya 33 and we were up for some sort of sick prank because in it, we found rotten cherry tomatoes..

Rotten how?

Rotten like this! 

It's like a mixture of mayo + seaweed + bird shit -like fungus that has grown on the tomatoes making it look like some alien form has taken life onto these poor little ~~vegetable~~ fruits and it took a terribly wrong turn.

When I told Ryan about it, he went back down with the packet of alien eggs and took it back to the stall.

The staff hushed him up with 2 packs of pear and he came back up to show me that he has successfully pacified the situation.

Lucky, I took a picture of it because I didn't want anyone else falling into the same trap!!

Earlier today, I went to their website in attempt to complaint about the situation and found a suggestion form. It's NOT a complaint form, it's a suggestion form but it was all cool. So as I was happily suggesting what I thought about them, I realised two things.

First, was their tagline.

Everyday Fresh @ MBG!

Fresh? FRESH!?!

FRESH MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Second, was the first line in the suggestion form stating, 'Your satisfaction is our No. 1 priority.'

Because their suggestion form does not allow me to attach the picture that I have taken, I'm unable to express how satisfied I am. But I have a scale to show how satisfied I am.. I've even taken liberty in drawing it out for you..

You have been warned.

k.thanks.bai.

b4by

All I want to hear is music..

2010-06-11T10:13:00.000Z

I wish I could block out all the conversations others bring..

I wish all I'm able to do is listen to the music that influences me..

That makes me happy..
That makes me sad..
That makes me laugh my heart out..
That makes me crying my eyes out..

Then stop.

And start all over.

I want the songs to play all day and throughout the night..

And I'd stop talking.

I'd stop thinking.

I'd stop listening to everything but the sounds of the music and the lyrics.

And I'd be happy.

I'd be lonely but perhaps happier..

b4by
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Oh My! I'm Infamous!

2010-06-08T05:24:00.007Z

Earlier, Nooi found a picture of a girl that looks like me.. Only.. She was the accomplice for the recently caught taxi driving rapist.

What!?

-________-" *shouts: Kill Me!*

The only reason why Ric agreed to it is because she, apparently has the same coloured hair, almost the same hairstyle, and she had a band on her left arm.

First of all, she does not have the same coloured hair that I do. Mine's nearly blonde at the ends, hers is red-ish. Secondly, her hair's shiny, mine's rusted due to the never ending need to keep my hair iron-straight. Last but not least, although we wear the band on the same side of arm, hers is YELLOW and I have been wearing this PURPLE band since forever!! And despite me being in denial, she is thinner and nicer looking.. (even though she had her face totally mosaic-ed).

Anyway, you can check it out here. -.-'
Rapist’s accomplice is an 18-year-old girl

b4by is not an accomplice to anything but menace.

see wat rubbish they put in Malaysian Immigration FAQ's

2010-06-08T00:22:00.002Z

From: E Ho
Sent: Tuesday, 8 June 2010 8:18 AM
To: R Ding; R Samuel; Y Y Cheong
Subject: see wat rubbish they put in Malaysian Immigration FAQ's

Q: I had a fight with my wife. As a result she tore my passport. What action do I have to take to get a replacement of my passport? How long does it take to get the replacement?

A: You can submit your application at the nearest Immigration Office by filling in the passport application form and a Questionnaire Form (IMM.42C). Based on our client charter, the process will take a period of one (1) month.

I am only happy when...

2010-06-07T23:47:00.003Z

I found this email just awhile ago.. It's one of those emo emails that I sent out to my colleagues on 18 September 2009. Ha! Forever Emo, as Ivan always calls me.

I'm only happy when it rains
without a cloud in the sky
I'm only happy in these chains
all that I can do is cry
I'm only happy when I bleed
it let's me know I'm alive
I'm only happy when I need
just myself to survive
I'm only happy when I dream
of my long lost love
I'm only happy when I scream
at the Heavens above
I'm only happy when I'm alone
at war with my brain
I'm only happy when I've known
that life is just pain
I'm only happy when I'm lost
and I can't find my way
I'm only happy when I've crossed
the path of disarray
I'm only happy when I see
death is my way out
I know I'll be free
I have no doubt
I'm only happy when I'm told
that I've gone insane
I'm only happy when I hold
all these thoughts in my brain
I'm only happy when I sleep
and go out of my mind
I'm only happy when I'm in too deep
I'm only happy when it's me you cannot find

Which cartoon character would you make husband/wife?

2010-06-07T11:54:00.003Z

I would choose Bob the Builder.. <3

He's cute, he has a stable job, and he would be the perfect father. :)

He's a contractor but he's clean and hygienic.

How can anyone top that?

*inspired by my Birthday Book by Jessie, Dating Big Bird*
<3,
b4by
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Rooms in Trains..

2010-06-07T07:38:00.000Z

It's slash random time again.

I was just telling my brother how trains in Malaysia should have rooms that can be rented out so that you can take a nap for like that 30 minutes you're gonna waste riding the train anyway. Those crampy backpackers single bed would do because by the time you fall asleep, there'd be a pre-set alarms that wakes you up when your station is up next.

Considering the way the government is making money out of the citizens, they MIGHT AS WELL!??!

And besides, people falling asleep in the train with their saliva on the person sitting next to them ain't cool at all..

*sniff sniff* the guy beside me is wearing CK Be..

*breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeath in and out and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin*

:) the power of CK BE rules all..

Happier now than 4 minutes before,
b4by
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Show And Tell

2010-06-07T00:20:00.001Z

It's like Show and Tell all over again isn't it?

Show defined as bringing all your dad's toys and showing it to all your friends.

Tell defined as the desperate state you are in, trying to fit in with the others knowing full well that the things you are doing is nothing you give a rat's ass about.

It's fine with me.

I'm just saying.

b4by

Gluttony is a SIN!

2010-06-07T00:18:00.003Z

Argh!

You wouldn't know how much I hated watching you eat like you will DIE the minute you stop for air.

This is why gluttony is a sin. It's because it turns people like you greedy.

And you took my meatball! Hmph!

Grossed Out,
b4by

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS FUCKING SCAM GET HERE?!?

2010-06-04T10:29:00.003Z

As you may notice, the blog post titled "FROM MR.DUKE SONGO" was posted in my blog since don't know when.. Problem is, how the fuck did it get here? Gosh!

These bloody scams sure know their way around!

I'm not deleting it but please, don't be stupid.

IT'S A FUCKING SCAM IF YOU CAN'T ALREADY TELL!

b4by

喝酒的女人

2010-06-01T23:07:00.000Z

喝酒的女人，是没男人疼的女人。哪有男人会让自己的女人在外醉酒。喝酒的女人，是
受过伤的女人。在现实生活中一次次跌倒，满腔热情换回满心伤痕。喝酒的女人，迷恋酒精的麻痹，失去了酒精的麻醉夜不能眠。喝
酒的女人，心里有太多的苦楚，心底有许多许多的寂寞。喝酒的女人，爱上了不该爱的人，她们穿过杯底可以看见所爱男人的眼泪。喝
酒的女人，是因为想掩饰所有人前的不快，她们只有醉酒才是解脱。喝酒的女人，只有酒精才能明白她心里最需要的是什么，最想念的是什
么，最割舍不下的又是什么。喝酒的女人，知道自己想要的是什么，却不能去追求.
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FROM MR.DUKE SONGO

2010-06-01T16:28:00.001Z

FROM MR.DUKE SONGO

AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT.

BANQUE COMMERCIALE DU BURKINA

OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO

CONFIDENTIAL)

Dear Friend,

I am Mr. DUKE SONGO the director in charge of auditing and accounting section of BANQUE COMMERCIALE DU BURKINA. Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso in West Africa with due respect and regard. I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.

During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on friday,26 december, 2005 in a BOMB EXPLOSION and the fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.

Although personally, I keep this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be Profitable and successful during the time of execution. The said amount was U.S $11.5M (ELEVEN Million Five Hundred Thounsand United States dollars). As it may interest you to know, I got your impressive information through the Burkina chamber of commerce on foreign business relations here in Ouaga. Burkina-Faso.

I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free. On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 40% of the total sum as gratification,, while 60% will be for me. Please, you have been adviced to keep it a "top secret" as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after i conclude this deal with you.

I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you confirm the money in your account and ask me to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment, either in your country or any country you advice us to invest in. All other necessary vital information will be send to you when I hear from you.

I look forward to receive your personal datas like,

(1) Full name................................

(2)Your full residential address.........................

(3)Nationality)..................

(4) Age...............................

(5)Sex............

(6)Your occupation..................

(7)Marital Status...............

(8)(8).Your private phone and fax number.................

(9).A copy of your photo scanned and sent to me by mail. As soon as I receive these dates, I will forward to you the application form which you will send to the bank

Yours faithfully,

Mr. DUKE SONGO

No Respect for Rules

2010-06-01T01:16:00.002Z

People like these deserves to die!

Should there by any chance, or feng shui, or destiny or some carefully sketched corporate plan to plot a massacre and this man dies, due to his illiterate and ignorant behaviour of overlooking the warning sign, I should only say he deserves it.

I'm not saying that I'm an enthusiastic follower of the most current and latest law books and such, but rules like 'Don't Lean Against the Doors of a Train' or 'Stand Behind The Yellow Line' has been there ever since the train itself got invented and yet people still see it as a leeway for them to reach their destination faster, to secure their seat on the train, to avoid the jam!!

ARGH! The inability to even adhere to the simplest rule of modern civilisation makes it unbearable all the time, seeing how this could one day cost them their lives and they have themselves to blame!

Bah! Why did I even bother!

Piiiiii-lah!

Frustrated,
b4by
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Bukit Jalil at its worst

2010-05-27T15:41:00.000Z

OhMyFxckingGawdWTFBbqqqqq!!!

Bukit Jalil is so jammed up, it's like Jom Heboh + Celine Dion's concert + Manchester United in KL + Disney On Ice happening at the same time!!

Recently, the bus station at Pudu Raya has ceased its operation because of the attempt to uplift the image / safety / structure of the bus station therefore all the buses have been temporarily moved over to the empty parking lot here in Bukit Jalil.

Now, because of this, the once quiet peaceful little town (only crowded during Tuesdays as it is famous for its Pasar Malam :] ) has turned into a major nightmare for people like me that depends on public transportation!!!

The street right opposite the Bukit Jalil station is forever jammed up nowadays because of the incoming and outgoing buses, cars dropping passengers off, vendors opened by the side of the road to earn an extra buck.

The conductors shouting away at every potential customers carrying huge luggages to follow their lead to a more convenient location where they could probably make their transaction.

Cars parked at the road side did not make things better instead contributed to the loud honking of large vehicles trying to get them to move out of their way!

Plus, it's Wesak Day tomorrow and everyone can't wait to rush out of Kuala Lumpur and rush back to their hometown!

Unfortunately for people who lives just right next door at Sri Petaling, we're the ones that have to endure with the needless traffic jam, noise and additional air pollution.

This also adds up to the stress level that I'm currently under because instead of taking 1 and a half hour to reach home (it's this much time wasted on a train and bus when I could've been comfortably sitting at home and taking a nice sweet nap) it now takes me an extra hour just to wait for the bus to get here, to wait for the bus driver to rest for awhile before he's mentally and physically okay to proceed to working again!! That's freaking 2 and a half hour gone for today alone!!!!!!!!!!

And because the T418 bus is now stuck at the corner unable to turn (a string of cars and taxies has successfd, I opted for the easier and faster way out of here.. (I know.. -.- after waiting for a full hour..) That is to go over to Sri Petaling station and take a cab.. It's not that far away. You could even hop back on the train and get there but savvy as I am, I took bus No. 11. My own pair of legs.

I probably needed the 'fresh' monocidic air anyway to clear my brain so I'm currently on the way, on the street with my faithful Blackberry walking towards Sri Petaling LRT station scowling at all the vehicles passing by.

Hopefully, this catastrophe ends soon. I can't bear the thought of finishing work at 3p.m but only reaching home at 5.30p.m. T.T

Dreadfully,
b4by
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It's days like these that I'm grateful..

2010-05-27T08:16:00.003Z

It's days like these that I'm grateful:

1. I have my Touch and Go card with me.. There was a long line at Masjid Jamek station.

2. It was raining and I wore the nicer, safer Crocs (pirated) slipper instead of my usual Flipper (pariah!)

3. I didn't get to get a seat in the train on my way home but at least the air-cond was right in my face where I stand so that I don't have to suffer with the heat. :D

4. I didn't have much work at all earlier and so I had the chance to compile all the recent blogs that I have favourited and read my current favourite blog, Miao & WafuPafu Comic Blog. :)

5. The only thing I didn't like about today was seeing the uncle and auntie sitting with their grandchildren on the floor while the young 'uns fall asleep comfortably on the moving train. Such courteous beings we are.

Overall, it just seemed like an ordinary day with the potential of turning gray but instead it took a turn for the best. Someone up there must have pitied me for having a bad week last week. :)

Love,
b4by
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What does it feel like..

2010-04-21T08:52:00.000Z

To step on brown,crisp leaves?

To have the wind in your face with your eyes closed?

To see two birds flirt?

To hear the breeze while your favourite song is telling you a love story?

To see colours?

To see smiles?

Well, I know.

I'm feeling it now. :)

b4by
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Random Thought 21 April 2010

2010-04-21T08:21:00.000Z

If the government comes up with a suggestion to start categorizing everyone in the world in order to start placing individuals in different but more suitable locations, which category would you want to be in?

The left-handed?

The green lovers..

No Doubt fans?

Or come up with something original altogether..like, people who loves sashimi but hates the colour blue and craves for the smell of petrol everytime he/she stops by the petrol station?

Lol.

Me?

I want to be with people who understands me..

b4by
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There's only so much room for sunlight..

2010-04-13T07:58:00.000Z

Things.. They have not been going like they should.

You just had a major argument with your best friend of 7 years.

I had a rough day at work.

And I have a feeling this would drag on.

Even the songs are telling me so..

It's time. The emo has returned.

Because there's only so much room for sunlight.

I can only be happy for so short a period of time.

I'm sorry if there's no more smiley in my messages.

I have returned.

b4by
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I Freaking Murdered Waffles!

2010-03-31T14:35:00.000Z

And I am freaking going to kill myself next!!!
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Be Be Your Love

2010-03-30T06:54:00.002Z

If I could take you away
Pretend I was queen
What would you say
Would you think I'm unreal
'Cause everybody's got their way I should feel

Everybody's talking how I, can't, can't be your love
But I want, want, want to be your love
Want to be your love, for real
Everybody's talking how I, can't, can't be your love
But I want, want, want to be your love
Want to be your love for real
Want to be your everything

Everything...

Everything's falling, and I am included in that
Oh, how I try to be just okay
Yeah, but all I ever really wanted
Was a little piece of you

And everybody's talking how I, can't, can't be your love
But I want, want, want to be your love
Want to be your love, for real
Everybody's talking how I, can't, can't be your love
But I want, want, want to be your love
Want to be your love for real

Everything will be alright
If you just stay the night
Please, sir, don't you walk away, don't you walk away, don't you walk away
Please, sir, don't you walk away, don't you walk away, don't you walk away

And everybody's talking how I, can't, can't be your love
But I want, want, want to be your love
Want to be your love, for real
Everybody's talking how I, can't, can't be your love
But I want, want, want to be your love
Want to be your love for real

And everybody's talking how I, can't, can't be your love
But I want, want, want to be your love
Want to be your love, for real
Everybody's talking how I, can't, can't be your love
But I want, want, want to be your love
Want to be your love for real

I want to be your love, love, love

Lyrics obtained from: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/rachaelyamagata/bebeyourlove.html

b4by

If you had 3 wishes..

2010-03-29T15:37:00.000Z

I'd wish for..

Nope. Not a Beemer.

Don't think I want to go for a big house either.

Maybe I'll go for all the riches in the world.. Nah. Don't think I'd want that.

Perhaps..

I could wish for my family to be back together..

Just like we used to be..

Perhaps, it's too much to ask for.

:'( reminiscing,
b4by
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This Feels Like A Break Up

2010-03-26T05:30:00.000Z

I'm viewing the cup as half empty.

'At least we've tried..', I said.

That's what I kept telling myself.

I thought I can stop pretending I'm happy with him now and be happy. For real.

I thought I can stop putting up an act and smile. After 3 years.

Guess He has other plans.

'Maybe it's not the right time yet.' I said.

Maybe..

It hurts but I won't show it.

b4by
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Falling Slowly

2010-03-25T05:49:00.001Z

Title: Falling Slowly
Artist: Glen Hansard

I don't know you
But I want you
All the more for that
Words fall through me
And always fool me
And I can't react
And games that never amount
To more than they're meant
Will play themselves out

Take this sinking boat and point it home
We've still got time
Raise your hopeful voice you have a choice
You'll make it now

Falling slowly, eyes that know me
And I can't go back
Moods that take me and erase me
And I'm painted black
You have suffered enough
And warred with yourself
It's time that you won

Take this sinking boat and point it home
We've still got time
Raise your hopeful voice you had a choice
You've made it now
Falling slowly sing your melody
I'll sing along

Obtained from: http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/once/fallingslowly.htm

The Ending..

2010-03-25T01:06:00.004Z

3 Years. 1 Month. and 10 Days.

< / 3
b4by

Over-Emo

2010-03-24T03:36:00.003Z

I feel like I've come to a conclusion.

I have made up my mind.

Just give it a try.

It might be worth a shot.

I just need him to understand.

I know I'm guilty.

I feel so pathetic that my blog is only filled with emo posts now that I'm feeling so happy.

I'm guilty.

It's so me and so not at the same time.

b4by

Unblock

2010-03-22T06:32:00.004Z

You'd thought I'd be bitching about you.

Why?

I only thought you'd side her now,
That you would stop understanding me,

That you would want to stop understanding.

I feel like something's changed.

I can't tell whether you're genuine anymore.
I don't know if you still have the feelings you started out with.

Because of this insecurity, I'm lost.

How could you say that I wouldn't give everything up for you when I'm the kind to do so?

I cried when you were there, I cried without.

I cried when everything makes me sad,

I cried when there's little to be happy about.

In the end, I end up crying alone, out loud.

b4by

Hide

2010-03-17T14:37:00.001Z

I will look for other places to hide.

Places no one will find.

Days will go by and I'll be out of your mind,

out of your sight.

b4by
Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone

Imperfections

2010-03-13T18:07:00.000Z

I'm a perfectionist.

How am I to look past imperfections?

:(
b4by

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Newborn BB! :D

2010-03-08T02:33:00.004Z

New BB in the house! Its a nuisance that Blogger doesn't have a BB app that I can use! >.<

b4by
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New Environment

2010-03-04T02:45:00.001Z

Mee,
You're starting a new job tomorrow.
I wish you good luck ok?
Cos even though you're worried,
Even when you're scared,
Even if you feel alone,
I'll be here if anything happens.

b4by

Spit, splash, puke!

2010-03-03T09:22:00.006Z

Hmm.. Eventful day. I think I've seen enough for the week..

I saw a creepy man, whom I've previously seen behaving out of the norm at the McD's right across my office,staring straight at me at the train station. It was like he knew I was talking about him! There was no way he could've! Wait,I wasn't even talking about him!

I saw this ultimately cute guy in the train and he's MALAY!

*dream guy chime!*

There's also this poor man who was vomiting at the train station which I had to switch to go home. I was standing right beside him when he started spitting. Pity him. Reckon he was too sick from the train rides.

Best thing yet, it's raining and I have to hitch a ride home myself.

Awesome. Malaysia should have bigger trains.

b4by

Someone to Watch Over Me..

2010-03-03T01:51:00.002Z

There's a somebody I'm longin' to see
I hope that he, turns out to be
Someone who'll watch over me

I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood
I know I could, always be good
To one who'll watch over me

He may not be the man some
Girls think of as handsome
To my heart he carries the key

Won't you tell him please to put on some speed
Follow my lead, oh, how I need
Someone to watch over me

b4by

Monday Potatoes

2010-03-01T16:13:00.001Z

F.Y.I, I laid a curse on all of you who ate the potato salad!

Serves you right!

b4by

Emo Train Ride

2010-03-01T08:43:00.000Z

I thought I wouldn't have to see this view anymore. *buzz* Guessed not. Today would've been the busiest day so far, not from work. More from pretending I have enough work in order to not care I don't have much people to talk to. Ric attempted. His excuse? Said he hadn't talked to me the whole day. Yeah, I bet. The way he did it made me feel worse. What can I say? Had I tried warding him off,he's sure to say I'm being unfriendly and anti-social again. Maybe I am. Can't explain much about the way I'm acting nowadays.

Can't be bothered.

b4by

Roar of the Newborn!

2010-03-01T08:35:00.001Z

He's finally here! We've anticipated his arrival for so long, the puddle under our chin is enough to drown out a grown man! The best thing is,he came by surprise! Come 10p.m on the 26th of February 2010, Eugene Cheong came into our welcoming arms, eyes closed and a yawn. Plus,he's ticklish! Haha. His little hands and feet and body feels so fragile, I dare not lift him for fear of breaking him. His mum looked so tired and frail I feel so clueless as to what I should do to help lighten the burden. Just as long as they're safe,I told myself. Just as long as they're healthy. :)

b4by

Chill Out

2010-02-27T18:26:00.001Z

I won't say this is the best chill out session ever but hanging out with Lester is never a bad idea. We have no idea what's happening with each other's life. Well, I kinda know how his life goes. There's always more drunk moments in his than mine. Listening to 'Sweet Child of Mine', having some beer and just playing pool, I think I just rediscovered a part of me I never thought I'd found had I came out with him alone. We have more worries than we would have shown but at least, for tonight it's forgotten. To Carlsberg and a friend named Lest er, may I sleep in peace tonight. Oops,it's my turn now. Till tomorrow.

b4by

Bizarre Love Triangle..

2010-02-17T05:51:00.007Z

I thought I'd know what to say to you.
I thought that it'd be easy.

The day came faster than I thought it would.
I thought that when it came, I'd know my decisions.
But my throat closed up and my mind went blank,
I'm just not sure if by telling you what I'm thinking would be the best for us.

I thought you'd stay, like you promised.

Guess I thought wrong.

I'm sorry I hurt you again but it would only be for the last time.

Goodbye, 2 Months and 7 days of sweet memories.

Every time I think of you
I get a shot right through
Into a bolt of blue
It's no problem of mine
But it's a problem I find
Living the life that I can't leave behind

There's no sense in telling me
The wisdom of a fool won't set you free
But that's the way that it goes
And it's what nobody knows
And every day my confusion grows

Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray
I'm waiting for the final moment
You say the words that I can't say

I feel fine and I feel good
I feel like I never should
Whenever I get this way
I just don't know what to say
Why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday

I'm not sure what this could mean
I don't think you're what you seem
I do admit to myself
That if I hurt someone else
Then I'll never see just what we're meant to be

Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray
I'm waiting for the final moment
You'll say the words that I can't say

Every time I see you falling
I'll get down on my knees and pray
I'm waiting for the final moment
You'll say the words that I can't say

Lost-in-battle,
b4by

Wings

2010-02-14T15:25:00.008Z

Please take me away from here..

Happy Valentines' Day. :)

b4by

Accident

2010-02-13T19:29:00.009Z

If I hadn't been so persistent in going to Ipoh, could I have escaped from having this accident?

If his car didn't break down and we managed to meet, would something different happen?

What if he had answered his phone when I called to tell him I'm leaving?

Or if I wasn't talking to him on the way back and had warned James about turning into another junction?

Maybe if that motorcyclist uncle drove a little faster and we didn't have to wait for him to turn in?

What if we had turned right a little slower?

His head could've been right there, in my face or he could've flown right pass our window!!

Is it a good omen or bad? They say if you were to survive a bad incident, good things will surely follow suit.

I'm still shaking from all these and all you can say is how your friends loved your trifle and how proud you are about it and how cooking is a new trend for guys to impress their girl?

I'm probably overreacting but I'm just really not in the mood to know how you're showing everyone how capable you are.

Happy Chinese New Year.

Whatever.

b4by

It's my turn!!

2010-02-11T03:12:00.005Z

It's my turn to blow up at people!

It's my turn to make people feel bad!

It's my turn to shout at you, and tell you to shut the fuck up and stop bitching behind my back!!

It's my turn to explode!!

It's my turn NOW!

But No. .

I'll only be able to scream and shout inside and put up a smile and put pictures of beautiful lightning volcanoes erupting and tell you everything's ok and that everything's fine and that I'm not feeling anything but happy and smile some more.

*stamp feet on ground!*

b4by

Different

2010-02-11T02:42:00.000Z

Things would've been different.

It could've been different.

Had I not exist.

I'm not saying it would be any better or any worse.

But at least, you're not hurt.

I'm sorry.

b4by

Tim Tim Tam Tam..

2010-02-11T02:30:00.001Z

:) Tim Tamsss!!

<3 b4by

BullShit!

2010-02-09T06:59:00.004Z

Stop pulling this crap about you falling for her, ok!?

I can tell that's it's different and I hate it!!

I hate her!!

She's going to hurt you like the girl before, and the one before that!!

I think I've dated enough to know that when she's pulling that crap, she's just pulling your legs!!

Don't be such a dumbass!!!

And you're beating around the bush for her?!

WTF! What kind of a brother/bestie are you!?

Aaaaargh!

b4by

Crazy Craving 08-02-10

2010-02-08T07:38:00.001Z

1. Pocahontas on DVD!

2. Hunchback of the Notre Dame.

3. Potato Salad. :{

b4by

Solitude..

2010-02-08T06:59:00.003Z

Perhaps it's me.

I'm the one with the drama.

Maybe I should leave here,
and enjoy a life of solitude.

No friends, no life forms,
No drama.

Depressed,
b4by

Chasing Pavements

2010-02-08T06:15:00.003Z

Should I give up,
Or should i just keep chasing pavements?
Even if it leads nowhere,
Or would it be a waste?
Even if I knew my place should i leave it there?

b4by

Drama!!

2010-02-03T06:44:00.001Z

You may be older,
but you're not a bit maturer!

HMPH!

b4by

Distance

2010-01-30T22:17:00.001Z

Despite all our efforts to stay together,
we are apart.

Despite all our tears and laughter,
we are distanced,
by distance.

Missing you,
b4by

Silence

2010-01-22T07:52:00.003Z

If I could, I would just put on my headphones and not listen to anyone talk.
Cos I hate explaining why I'm feeling this way.
Why I'm angry.
Why I'm pissed.
Why I'm so FUCKED UP!!!

Just go away.
Let me be.

And yes, thanks for nothing.

b4by

Freak

2010-01-19T07:50:00.004Z

I'm a weirdo.
I keep telling myself that.
I keep telling everyone that.

I keep telling you that.

It's because I am.
I changed the link so that no one would be able to see my blog.

Why?
I'm weird.

No?

Living in Depression,
b4by

Different

2010-01-04T09:05:00.001Z

Something changed. Something about me and him changed. Something about you and me changed. I find myself looking for an exit. Something that will allow me to leave all these behind. I'm guessing,it's me. It's my inner angel vs devil strangling each other in the neck trying to make sense.

It happens.
One way or the other.

Which way's the exit again?

Crying In The Rain

2010-01-03T08:19:00.004Z

Remember when you used to sing 'Crying in the rain' to me whenever one of us was feeling emo?
The strangest thing happened on New Year's Day.
I was sitting there having dinner when the strumming of the guitar forced my ear to perk up.
An uncle was playing Crying in the Rain.

The irony of the story was.. the uncle's name was Ivan *gulp* and I had only mentioned about the song to a friend a couple of days before.

Ha! You cannot believe how hard it was for me to swallow down my food afterwards.
Well, all's still good.

Except, it's not you singing the song to me anymore.

xo,
b4bybear.

Maybe I Don't Deserve Love

2010-01-03T07:19:00.003Z

There's music playing while I'm sitting here alone in the office. Ok, maybe I'm not alone but there's only one of me working for my department.
I'm thinking. Thinking about all the gloomy things.
I've been happy, for only that few festive days.
Christmas eve was awesome but I was not with my family.
Christmas day was fantastic but I constantly looked around feeling lost, not knowing where I was.
New year's eve.. Where was I?
New Year.. A new year and the first thing in the morning that happened was sending my dear friend off to the airport. A goodbye at the beginning.

Insignificant.
I feel singled out.
I want to be with people that mattered the most.
Wasn't that my resolution for last year?
To celebrate my ups and downs with people I loved.
Where was I when all the happy moments happened?
Who was there when I was down?

Does it matter?
It's 2010 now.

Here I am. My first tear of the year here in the office.

xo,
Ms. Insignificant.

Name: Squirt and Skittle

2009-10-17T11:32:00.001Z

Ok. So I got two hamsters for my sister in law's birthday (and they're the cutest thing ever) but she decided that she's not so much of a critter person,although she had wanted rabbits after she made up her mind about not wanting the hamsters. I told her I'd keep them instead and things were settled. Ok,as introduction, I think it's only fair if I explain to you their behaviour and stuff. Squirt's the male ham,or one of the males, I don't know, I haven't gotten around to sexing them yet. Yes,that is a legitimate word. Go google what it means. So,I was saying that Squirt's the dominant one and definitely the protective one because whenever i feel like playing with them and stick my hand into the cage, Skittle will run up the tunnel to the upper room and leave Squirt downstairs to defend him/her. Such sweet thing. Oh,and Skittle loves to run the wheel. He/She was on full throttle the week I took him/her back from my sister in law. He/She looked like the obsessed people always work out at gyms,hypnotized by the statement, 'You're still not skinny enough!' or 'Another 10 kg to go.' Oh,so back to the topic, Squirt's the fatter fur ball and Skittle's a little longer so it's kinda easy to differentiate who's who after a while. Thing is,I think that they don't like me that much and they're determined that the only way out of the cage,is under the sunflower seed bowl which is why they're always working their way to push it aside. Haha. They don't even realise that most of the time I had the cage door open. Cute! Oh,fun fact about hamsters No. 3, they could run up to 40km/h for 8 and a half hour at night. Cool! See,who say I can't blog happy entries? :) See ya,guys.

Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence FYI

2009-06-20T10:18:00.001Z

My current favourite! =]

I give you my heart
Hold on, let me sign it
Your senorita a.k.a. your best friend
Hereby, let it be known
Love like never before
I'm always at your service
You just have to holla at me

NYC NYC what what
Tokyo Tokyo what what
Send it up from the streets to the highest
To the highest high
Mp3 mp3 players
Work it out, work it out hustlers
Om mani padme Hum

You know I, I'm gonna be yours tonight
We're gonna... Ooh aah
FYI We're gonna be up all night
I'll see you later, call me
You know my number

Like Captain Picard
I'm chillin' and flossin'
It's seven o'clock
I issue a warning
That's right, we're stealing this show
Damn right, letting em know
We're sipping Chardonnay
From 2pm on a working day

Ching-a-ling ching-a-ling what what
Ching-a-ling ching-a-ling what what
Take me down to the fields where the grasses
Where the grasses, lie
Mp3 mp3 players
Work it out, work it out hustlers
Om mani padme Hum

You know I, I'm gonna be yours tonight
We're gonna... Ooh aah
FYI We're gonna be up all night
I'll see you later, call me
You know my number

See I don't need a free loader
No, I don't want a free loader
If you want a piece of this stuff
Got to give, got to give something

You know I, I'm gonna be yours tonight
We're gonna... Ooh aah
FYI We're gonna be up all night
I'll see you later, call me
You know my number

You know I, I'm gonna be yours tonight
We're gonna... Ooh aah
FYI We're gonna be up all night
I'll see you later, call me

You know my number

Come Back To Me

2009-06-20T10:13:00.001Z

Just being emo again.

I feel like crying but I'm putting up a smile still.

Title : Come Back To Me

Artist : Utada Hikaru

Album : This Is The One

The rain falls on my windows
And the coldness runs through my soul
And the rain falls, oh the rain falls
I don’t want to be alone

I wish that I could photoshop on
Our bad memories
Because the flashbacks, oh the flashbacks
Won’t leave me alone

If you come back to me
I’ll be all that you need
Baby, come back to me
Let me make up for what happened in the past

Chorus
(Come back)
Baby come back to me (Come back)
I’ll be everything you need (Come back)
Baby come back to me (Come back)
Boy you’re one in a million (Come back)
Baby come back to me (Come back)
I’ll be everything you need (Come back)
Baby come back to me (Come back)
You’re one in a million
(You’re one in a million)

Memories I have of Manhattan
She goes shopping for new clothes
And she buys this, and she buys that
Just leave her alone
I wish that he would listen to her
Side of the story
It isn’t that bad, it isn’t that bad
And she’s wiser for it now

I admit I cheated (admit I cheated )
Don’t know why I did it (why I did it)
But I do regret it (do regret it)
Nothing I can do or say can change the past

Everything I ever did
Heaven knows I’m sorry but
I was too young to see
You were always there for me
And my curiosity
Got the better half of me
Baby take it easy on me
Anything from A to Z
Tell me what you want to be
I open my heart to be
You are more priority
Can’t you see you punished me
More than enough already
Baby take it easy on me

Baby take it easy on me
Baby come back to me
Baby come back to me

(Come back)
Baby come back to me (Come back)
I’ll be everything you need (Come back)
Baby come back to me (Come back)
Boy you’re one in a million (Come back)
Baby come back to me (Come back)
I’ll be everything you need (Come back)
Baby come back to me (Come back)
You’re one in a million
(One in a million)

La la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la

It's 12.56 in the morning.

2009-06-19T16:55:00.006Z

I was talking to Jeremiah.

I was really depressed.

We talked about this mental asylum that I'm in.

Thought no one would understand.

Thought no one would ask.

I thought no one would ever want to know.

I guess I can be thankful that he's there.

Even for that brief chat.

Didn't know he'd be.. so sweet.

Talked about being gloomy.

Talked about being emotional.

He taught me to find a suitable song.

I guess, this is still far from reality.

But it got me through the night.

For you, Warren Benjamin Jeremiah.

Some things we don't talk about
better do without
and just hold a smile
falling in and out of love
a scene their proud of
together all the while

You can never say never while we don't know it
time and time again
younger now then we were before
dont let me go, dont let me go, dont let me go
dont let me go, dont let me go, dont let me go

Picture you're the queen of everything
as far as the eye can see
under your command
I will be your guardian from all that's coming down
steady your hand

You can never say never while we don't know it
time time and time again
younger now then we were before
dont let me go, dont let me go, dont let me go
dont let me go, dont let me go, dont let me go.

We're falling apart,
we're coming together,
again and again
we're crawling apart,
but we're falling together,
falling together
together again

don't let me go, don't let me go, don't let me go. (oh oh oh)
don't let me go, don't let me go, don't let me go. (ohhhh ohhh)
don't let me go, don't let me go, don't let me go. (ohhh ohhh)
don't let me go, don't let me go, don't let me go.(ohohhohhh)

b4by

Packed!

2009-05-23T14:57:00.001Z

Woohoo! It's like the holidays seasons just started for me although school's years outdated. I've got my niece's birthday dinner,twice in a week as usual then the Penang weekend where I'm supposedly to meet Ivan but he got into this road accident. :( Too bad he couldn't make it but I'm still ok. Survived through the weekend without clubbing. Get well soon k love? Then it's Wendi's week! She's been here for a week now. Just got back from shopping with her,actually. Hee..hee. Like who would want to miss Body Shop's 70 percent sale? It was chaos k? And I'm planning to go back for more tomorrow! Didn't get that travel kit. That could come in handy when I'm in Redang next week! Like,nothing but grapes and sunshine. Oops! Wrong slogan. Nothing but beach and sunshine,babe! And snorkling and spa! I'ma get myself tanned,baby! Even my calendar looks full and I'm so glad I'm actually having fun. To top things up with a cherry,I'm actually planning to go clubbing with my cousins! This month cannot get any better! Love you all for reading. I'm going to upload my pictures on Facebook now. See you at Twitter!

Dark Clouds Over My Head

2009-05-13T14:29:00.001Z

I'm worried. I've been worried for awhile now. Nearly all of my 20 years of life,I've been holding a pencil in my hand. Don't think that's a good thing. Does life always look toward you having some printed paper saying that you've achieved a good result,a diploma,a degree? If I end up having none of the above,am I going to go jobless in the future? When that happens,will my self-manicured hand only be useless towards doing rough,unskilled work? I'm thinking. Thinking about my future. All my friends have their diplomas and are working towards getting their advanced diplomas or even their degree. Will I be so useless I will end up living a hard life like my parents? Sigh. This matter has been clouding my nights for a year and a half now. Will I be better off getting my certificates like what the Senior Executive who interviewed me nearly one year prior be correct? That I'd end up nowhere because I don't possess any papers. I hope it starts raining because I pray so hard I'll get over my phobia towards facing exams and failing. Guess I'm just another good-for-nothing. Sigh. Why so emo?

It's hard work cooking instant noodle

2009-05-01T16:29:00.001Z

It's 4 in the afternoon when my tummy started growling. So in turn,my boyfriend and I thought of the fastest and most convenient way to whip up some food. Instant noodles. What had started as only pure noodles and an egg to top it, turned out to be a monster who made me lose my appetite. He cooked the mee, i started chopping some onions for the egg, she came out to offer us some cheese sausages. Then the nightmare started. She then complained about the amount of oil we poured into the pan, the oil that ended up splattered on the floor. The mess we had made. Everything! My stomach had even stopped grumbling from all the nagging we have received. Through it all,i had to still put up a smile and listen whilst i get a lecture on how i should cook the sausages and the different type of spatula i should use for different types of wok! I dismissed all thoughts until she complained to her side kick on the dents or stains we have left on the wok in the end. Sigh. If only McDonalds came in my mind before we came up with this crazy idea of cooking instant noodles. P/s: No one was hurt in the production of a bowl of instant noodles. No one but my integrity.

One day i woke up and find that I'm missing him

2009-02-05T02:19:00.001Z

I knew it was him the moment i saw the lyrics. Like he said,i should have known it's him. Who would have sent me lyrics early in the morning. Heck,no one sends me lyrics other than him. Not in the morning,afternoon or evening. I was hoping it would be him but i let the thought slide as soon as it came in contact with my brain. I knew my voice would start getting wavy and with my eyes tearing up,it seems i have nowhere to run to the moment i heard his voice. We only had small chats,bout what's happening in his life and what's happening in mine. Relationships - sigh. My heart ached a little when i heard him say his relationship is rocky and he hopes it'll get better. Did it hurt me when he said it's rocky or when he said he hoped it'll get better? He thought i sounded gloomy,so down. Funny,no one,not recently, had said that about me. I was just talking to Jess when the topic of suprises came up and he came into the picture. My eyes welled up just thinking of him. His sms couldn't have came at a better timing. I'd hate to admit i miss him but i do. I thought he'd ceased to exist but that's apparently untrue. Now all that's running in my mind is 'If one day you wake up and find that you're missing me, and your heart starts to wonder where on this earth i could be, thinking maybe you'll come back here to the place that we meet, and you see me waiting for you on the corner of the street..' Cheers to The Script - The Man Who Can't Be Moved for whatever it is that happened today.

Love you,
Yvonne.

My pet family

2009-02-04T01:43:00.001Z

Ok. So i'm really bored at work and i just finished my last packet of Lexus biscuits. The IVR (something voice recognition) is down,the whole call centre is so quiet you feel pressure for making noises and i'm still a little pissed for what happened yesterday so why not just play with my toys a little while waiting for the system to get up and running? I'm sure you'd do the same thing,right? Well,what happened was my colleagues decided to play a little prank on me yesterday. While i was all worked up on the issue,they're busy hiding their laughter in a hole! Yes,of course i'm pissed. Even after i told them it's no longer funny,HaHa,the joke's on me they kept the seriousness bout them getting terminated for a small matter! I'm hurt,yes,of all the people,my neighbour colleague whom made me feel like there's actually someone who takes friendship seriously and that i'd have someone to talk to in the office,had to start the prank. I had to keep my tears in tact so as to not let them see what i'm feeling now. They apologised just awhile ago. I know i'll be back taking to them sooner than later. All i'm paying is I'm just disappointed. That's all. No biggie. The joke's always on me.

What I Normally Do At Work..

2009-01-16T10:59:00.003Z

Ever wondered what call centre agents do? Give them an internal email and this is what happened.

This is an original piece of spam that circled among my group of colleagues during our worktime. We agreed to write a random story. Anything and everything can be written in the email. We're only allowed 4 words at one go and lookie what we've got here.

Cheong Yi Wen is a little girl who likes ppl to bang her table with the transparent pussy she owns. Along comes ric to join in the fun and pulls meho in FOR BROKEBACK SALES FORCE which features Jessie Yeo as the ring leader and JaeHaan as clown Just as everyone was BUSY SPAMMING AWAY,SUDDENLY Yiwen farts out orchestratically and everyone felt faint green smoke emitting from Yi Wen awesome ass. The green smoke suddenly formed into a gigantic shadow of Grim Reaper (haha..) and chases yiwen to the pantry where she steps on a chicken. The chicken suddenly SQWUARKED OUT LOUD AND died flat on the SOFA AND THERE WAS tears streaming down from JAE HAAN'S FACE BECAUSE the chicken was his PERSONAL FAVOURITE PET AND he lost a companion. JaeHaan got mad and stomp on the carcass while screaming like a girl seeing a ghost. eventually ric decided to not participate in anything. he rather jerk off and JaeHaan follows along. (Farka this is personal liao cipet) yiwen however was watching a handsome chap a.k.a mr handsome window washer!?! (bloody Jae!you're dead! this better not get out!!) which she wasn't interested BUT inside her heart she know its irresistable and she cannot deny anymore BUT SHE'S IN LOVE WITH the toilet washerS instead (NO SHE'S NOT@!! SHE LOVES HER BF!! ). ALTHOUGH ALL THIS ENDS in terrible agony, she decided to ask the uncle across the street if he's available for some skydiving lessons later. (THANKS RIC!) BUT SHE SEES JESSIE so she hid herself inside a dark dark cage filled with maggots and the uncle suddenly KISS JESSIE ON HER cheeks! Jessie shouted and ran to Yiwen's side to protect herself from (SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE I'M HIDING!!) THE PERVERT UNCLE BUT he grabbed yiwen hard. (stupiak skip my turn for what?! now you get it!) (YOU SENDIRI LAMBAT! Yiwen became deranged and bites the uncle's ear AND PULL HIS ARMPIT'S. CINDY SAW THIS AND started wacking yiwen instead!!! Jae looked in horror as he never thought CINDY WAS SATAN'S DAUGHTER . Jae peed in his PANTS and Ric helped him to clean himself since RIC IS USED TO cleaning after Jae. Cindy dancing around looking like like a goddess from lost island of atlantis AND PPL ON THE STREET took out their guns and start shooting birds the birds got angry. Ric and Jae thinks THAT ANSON LOOKS CUTE and quarreled to get Yi Wen's attention and she is not interested IN SHE-MAN SO she frog jumped away

landed in a ditch full of cow dung and it drowned her BUT SHE DIDN'T DIE but was struggling madly . meho appeared to save her with CPR and but yiwen full of SHIT WHICH IS UNBEARABLE so meho gave up but ate some shit. Ric tried it too and liked the taste like cameron highland strawberries. So he packed some to share with Jae and both happily lovingly swore that ONE DAY we'll conquer the world with their undying love. But MEHO had some awesome vanilla milk shake squeezed out from Ric's *ninnin* and it tasted magnificiently like whiskey coke which made MEHO drunk and whistled nincompooply till pigs started flying around . They bumped into Ric's rear bumper and threw him off the cliff landing on some beautiful estate named Nevereverland! Feeling completely totally bewildered of all the pigs he saw,of MJ and his little minions, creeping against the wall of fame,-ous Berlin Wall that ric always pee on. He also shit on Midvalley Centre Court's dustbin that caused 3 deaths. He was arrested and WHIPPED 9 TIMES ON his kukubird, he screams as his kukubird felL INTO HIS DOG'S BOWL. He cried and whined for his tooth fairy because he hope that miracle will happen so the price for it is either his girlfriend Jae give up his manhood OR he finds another kukubird.ric chose to forgone his birdbird as he doesn't need it. He prefer to bang YI WEN'S TRANSPARENT PUSSY with his pinkie-winkie finger . Meanwhile there was a pig and a chicken learning how to fly and yiwen's their instructor, PREPPED THEM FOR THE big show called THE YAYA PIGS CAN FLY . Jessie wants to join cos she's a piggie and yi wen is BIGGEST PIG ON EARTH! RIC LOVES BIGGEST PIG like Siu Yuk Fan. (Sesat Season Six... =.=") The chickens,however fails flying so they sabotage the pig's performance. So the chickens and RIC did the chicken dance and shake their asses ,THEIR FAT OILY ASSES... pooing all the way... attracting lots of flies and madagascar cockroaches too . What could they do to attract the aliens?? They suddenly transformed into A COLOURFUL BUT UGLY version of NICK GOH swinging his arms like a mad mad man telling cold jokes to Micronesia's Prime Minister MR. tukiputipitypuki who shot Nick right smack to his most sensitive part called HIS SENSE OF HUMOUR causing nick to cry like a small baby really stupid and crazy so Ric says he'd smack nick real hard on his bird bird until it drops, so nick got really terrified and went wailing to Yiwen. So she decided to cut it off! Yiwen laughed evilly while skinning the skin off. Then, she threw it to feeed the dogs and the pigeons which jump around and around Nick's gf came and dumped his sorry arse making him heavily depressed. He felt suicidal so he shot himself! Everyone applauded so loudly Jaya33 shooked and almost collapsed. Godzilla came out from Ric's Stomach during Caesarean and so Ric became mutinized and died a zombie. Jae saw and fell apart heart broken, he went up hill took a rope and formed it into a puppy-like butterfly knot. His head went into a blender and mashed into a bloody pulp. So now the girls kicked ric off the story line because he's character is so boring. BYe bye Ric and may you rest in peace and stop growing. Yiwen stepped on a banana skin and fell on a feather cushion! with durians on it. Her eyes popped out which rolled on the durians and then burst. Jessie fainted at the sight of it and hit her head hard , it cracked open like a watermelon, hitting Yiwen slightly near the legs but burnt tru her underwear and then got into her intestine bursting like popcorns crackling loud and beautiful fireworks display. She collapsed and hitting cindy in the mouth smacking a big fat fly into her throat. CINDY CHOKED AND COULDN'T do anything but cough blood hitting Meho 's face. Meho got pissed and ate sushi without stopping and she bloated until her stomach burst into a gazillion pieces all splattered on cindy's body . Cindy fell hitting a cute guy's six packs which turns out to be a monster biting cindy's fingernails and toenails then her head off. Doris comes along to collect the corpses and sew them all together. She buried them in Mr Cheah's backyard . Together they both experimented while gleefully laughing at the sad pathetic corpses. Mr Cheah suggested that its time to revive JQ Groups Admin members so that Salesforce will not have shortage at the KL branch. So that in the end, we start new story come next week. Ciaoz!

Sights of Kuala Selangor

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It is clearly a beautiful day to escape the stone jungle of K.L. That,and seafood. 'Alive and swimming' the Chinese would say.

Equipped with my camera and my new w760i, I took pictures like crazy. Unfortunately, we hadn't planned on this trip thus forgetting to pre charge my camera. Spontaneously, that's when the phone comes in handy. It's only 3.2 megapixel but that didn't stop me of course. ;)

This shot is taken at the restaurant which floats above the waters of this river. Can't recall what the river is named neither can I remember the restaurant's name but if you're interested, just let me know. I'd get you there one way or another. =]

Right, stopping here for a break. More to come. This being my first post and all,etc etc.

b4by's Hideout

http://migre.me/46afh

Gay or Lesbian?

October..

The Bee

I want something innocent..

Wild and Outrageous

You Are Wild and Outrageous

I Can't Stand Slobs!

Sometimes I'm Ashamed..

My Daily Schedule During This World Cup Season

Save the best for last..

Senses..

Rotten Tomatoes for Sale at MBG Fruit Stall

All I want to hear is music..

Oh My! I'm Infamous!

see wat rubbish they put in Malaysian Immigration FAQ's

I am only happy when...

Which cartoon character would you make husband/wife?

Rooms in Trains..

Show And Tell

Gluttony is a SIN!

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS FUCKING SCAM GET HERE?!?

喝酒的女人

FROM MR.DUKE SONGO

No Respect for Rules

Bukit Jalil at its worst

It's days like these that I'm grateful..

What does it feel like..

Random Thought 21 April 2010

There's only so much room for sunlight..

I Freaking Murdered Waffles!

Be Be Your Love

If you had 3 wishes..

This Feels Like A Break Up

Falling Slowly

The Ending..

Over-Emo

Unblock

Hide

Imperfections

Newborn BB! :D

New Environment

Spit, splash, puke!

Someone to Watch Over Me..

Monday Potatoes

Emo Train Ride

Roar of the Newborn!

Chill Out

Bizarre Love Triangle..

Wings

Accident

It's my turn!!

Different

Tim Tim Tam Tam..

BullShit!

Crazy Craving 08-02-10

Solitude..

Chasing Pavements

Drama!!

Distance

Silence

Freak

Different

Crying In The Rain

Maybe I Don't Deserve Love

Name: Squirt and Skittle

Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence FYI

Come Back To Me

It's 12.56 in the morning.

Packed!

Dark Clouds Over My Head

It's hard work cooking instant noodle

One day i woke up and find that I'm missing him

My pet family

What I Normally Do At Work..

Sights of Kuala Selangor